the chris

Dude is just plain sick. Crushes girls like bigfoot on an ant farm.

You see "The Chris" over there? Looks like they'll be no lodies for us tonight.

by repeaterer January 21, 2005

going chris brown

1.) With the intent to seriously hurt someone; specifically your girlfriend

2.) Wanting to do more than choking a bitch. Going Chris Brown reflects more severe punishment

1.)
Girl: Get a damn job!
Man: Bitch shut up! I'll be going chris Bbrown on you if you say somethin else!

2.) Wayne Brady: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Choke a bitch
Chris Brown: Nah man she being really disrespectful, you gotta be going chris brown on dat hoe!

by JusOsoIncredible March 4, 2009

Chris Lynch

someone who drinks to much, vomits on himself then shits his own bathtub.

Commonly used as a put down
'Tim' awwww man i was so drunk last night
'Jake' did you Chris Lynch the tub

by random_stranger October 16, 2008

hey chris

that guy from the fall out boy song "grenade jumper" Most recently famous for trash talking pete wentz on his livejournal. Also known for "outing" Mikey Way of my chemical romances. he also does hair for a living

Hey Chris, you were our only friend, i know this is belated, but we love you back.

by petur April 30, 2006

Chris

A guy who will hype girls up for a few weeks then ignores them and talk to another girl

Sister: I’m talking to this guy named Chris he’s so sweet
Me: he’s fake he says that to every girl

by Purplepeepee August 15, 2020

chris brown

A young R&B singer from Tappahannock, Virginia popular for the chart topping hit Run It

Chorus from a Chris Brown song: Is ya man on the flo?
If he ain't...
Let me know
Let me see if you can run it, run it
girl indeed I can run it, run it

by Sweet Lies<3 January 1, 2006

chris martin

Singer of the amazing band Coldplay

he is amazing
and he plays piano, guitar and vocals.

Married to Gwenyth Paltrow

Child named Apple.

"i saw Coldplay, Chris Martin is soo hott"

by Amy Maranteenie September 16, 2005