Chode Mode

In the mode for chode.

It's chode mode time, bend over.

by Nut Job69 June 22, 2008

Chode

A dick that has more girth than length.

Girl1: Girth is the best :D
Girl2: CHODE LOVER!
Guy1: So, I heard you like chodes? :)

by ~ Nate ~ May 5, 2010

chode

A small annoying person who is 4ft tall wears glasses, and laughs like a high pitched goat

Greg Barron Is A Chode

by SexyScotty January 26, 2011

chode

a penis which is wider then it is long

"Paula Andreewitch only likes chodes"
"Paula Andreewitch is a hamster fucking chode"

by chicken poper September 1, 2003

Chode

A short, chubby penis.

"I drew a big fat chode in the mud on that guy's car." or "shut up, you chode face."

by Ang December 17, 2002

chode king

Chode King is just generally a bit of a guy although he doesnt have many mates for some reason. I have asked him if he wants to go for an alcoholic beverage, bevvy several times but he still doesnt know what it means. Has a long-lost son who he see's everyday but doesn't realise. Passer's by know his son by one name "Chode King's prodigal son".

Chode King lad goin for a bevvy later
Omfg Chode King you are a bit of a hunk
FUCKIN ROFL

by Herman "The Hash" Henderson August 20, 2006

chode

Skinny-ass, top heavy douchebag at the gym with a gallon water jug, armband tattoo, armband iPod, under armour, and only does the bench press and bicep curls, which they cheat by swaying.

Sometimes they'll be part of some other sport, which they think gives them the right to give advice to real men bigger than they are. But more often they are just trying to pump up so they can go to the beach and impress the ladies.

1. King Rambo: Alright, that's another set of deadlifts for me before I go on to my squats. Put another hundred on the bar.

*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*

King Rambo: What the fuck?

*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*

innocent bystander: holy shit, do we have a fucking gas leak here?

King Rambo: No, some douchebag chode is curling dimes in the fucking squat rack again, and thinks breathing like that makes him hardcore.


2. Gym Log:

Squats
500x5
455x8
405x12

Deadlift
600x5

Vertical Suplex
130 lb douchebag chode who thinks he knows more about deadlifting than a professional strongman x1

by King Rambo July 3, 2008