el capitan

Captin Morgan's alcohol

"Heineken, shots of 151
and a bottle of what we call El Captain"
<i>El Capitan</i> by OPM

by LadyRachel March 14, 2004

Captain Kirk

1. Main character in the original Star Trek series. Commander of the Enterprise.

2. Cockney rhyming slang for "work".

1. Guy #1: "d00d pickard r00lz!!"
Guy #2: "Kirk could kick Picard's ass!"

2. Guy #1: "You want some vodka?"
Guy #2: "Can't man, got Captain Kirk tomorrow."
Guy #1: "Shut up and get that down your Gregory Peck!"

by Beeth November 17, 2007

capitalism

An often maligned system that was endorsed by Philosophes of the Enlightenment and again by the Social Gospel of the Industrialist Period during the late 19th century. A system that rewards those who work hard and use their talents to the fullest extent, now has been confused and distorted into a systematic operation of oppression and greed, called "corporatism". Can actually be mixed with socialism to create a utopian society if managed properly, a system we almost achieved under Clinton but was trashed by Dubya.

Capitalism is actually a system built for a democratic society by the definition of Enlightened Philosophers, but Corporatism has distorted the meaning of capitalism horribly.

by The Last Great American Liberal July 27, 2003

captain assclown

The term "Captain Assclown" would be the king of all assclowns. A person who for many years has contantly proven him/herself as an idiot or useless being.

"Bush is the Captain Assclown of USA" would be an example of this word even though it as an opinion and not proven to be fact, it is still an example of this word.

by Superior Intellect October 5, 2004

captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.

yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.

by Paul February 16, 2005

captain hook

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

by jakeisgay May 5, 2004

captain planet

The show even used some song from the New Kids on the Block as the ending theme. I believe the song was titled "Step by Step" or "Gonna Get to you Girl", or something like that.

Damn that Captain Planet cartoon was incredibly gay.

by bahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!! August 25, 2003