Conetta

The last name of anyone with a heart of gold. Is usually Italian and has brown wavy or curly hair!

He’s so lovely, he must be a Conetta!

by Zoetropper March 5, 2021

Contistraphic

Bad bitch energy or power.

We completed our essays with contistraphic excellence.

by Contistraphic May 18, 2021

Convite

A supporter of the #ConvoyForFreedom2022

Out of respect for all involved, we refer to Convoy supporters as Convites. Not all truckers are in support, nor are all supporters solely truckers! (credits to user Honkinhonkey)

by Auh1 March 10, 2022

Condolence High Five

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

Fuck Congress

the general feeling of Americans in the 2000s.

"dude, did you hear about this SOPA bullshit?" "yeah, man. Fuck Congress"

by Bernie Crack January 30, 2012

Coffee Condom

A cardboard sleeve made to insulate to-go coffee cups.

I did not use a coffee condom and my espresso got cold. I should learn to practice safe drinking.

by Dr Piggapuss October 1, 2018

bishop o’connell

Welcome to Bishop O’ Connell. The Catholic school only in name, and in desperate need of renovation. After spending 15,000 on AC the school is still too hot, so much so that the spray tans of the hoes melt off during school. The cream of the crop are the socially superior lax bros, with their flow and weed addictions. They are the fuck boys of every grade and most of the girls love them even though most are athletically prude. The baseball guys are pretty chill but there is one asshole. At least 50% of O’Connell students have a nicotine addiction and they put down the other people that don’t just because they have some fucking self control. They juul, and most of the guys go with their friends to the bathroom which is not only suspicious as fuck, but gay as fuck. Since when did guys turn into girls, traveling in great hoards to the bathroom together. The girls at O’Connell can’t wait to role up their kilts in order to show as much leg and ass as they can, in order to give fuck boys and socially ostracized guys alike raging hard ons, as this is their only goal in life to prove that they are just like public school girls and can loose their virginity too. For the equivalent of paying a college tuition, the facilities are still shit. The athletics director and basketball coach (hmm) hoards all the money for his basketball team taking them to places like China and California. Meanwhile there are no lights on the field.

“bishop o’connell sounds like a great school “
“Don’t worry it’s not”

by Nishlec April 24, 2019