balonschmegan

Another term for balony (bologna) for when one cannot remember the name for dear life.

What in the world is the proper name for balonschmegan? I cannot for the life of me recall its actual name!!!

by tori62995 March 10, 2011

Blonde Plague

Blonde Plague - When a group of blonde women and/or men gather at a place and ruin it.

Don't go to that club! The Blonde Plague is there...

by JackJohn October 14, 2012

Blonde

(Alternatively spelled blond) is a hair color that ranges from nearly white to ash blonde, typically the darker the shade, they more common it is. Strawberry blonde is usually a light orange.

Like all hair colors, it is associated with positive and negative stereotypes:
Positive-Blondes are more attractive and fun than other hair colors. This is true for some (Scarlet Johannsen) but does not work for others (ie Angelina Jolie when she dyed it).
Negative-Blondes are dumb. Like the other stereotype there are people who live up to this (Paris Hilton) and people who don't (Margaret Thatcher).

Blondes can have platinum, reddish, golden or ashen hair and can be pretty, ugly, smart or dumb.

by BlueEyedBoy March 30, 2013

blondegic

a blonde woman's backwards, non-sensical, logic.

she was easily confused with actual (brunette) logic instead trying to circumvent this with her own version of blondegic.

by Shaun Snyder February 13, 2013

Blondefire

An angry blonde girl. Out of control pissed and relentlessly mad at everyone. No one can escape her.

Madisen is pissed off again. Prepare for the blondefire!

by Azsure June 27, 2016

Baloney cheeks

Baloney cheeks is the process of having densely thick cheeks that, when fapped, produce a beautiful flubbering sound.

"Fuck you have some baloney cheeks, fap them for me,"

by chugby December 16, 2016

Blond Cunt

The only girl that give multiple blow jobs at one time the only person in a room that got plastic surgery and looks like a donkey.

Uhh who is that ugly whore at the party

I think that's the girl who is dating my dad and gave a blow job to my brother.

Wow she's a blond cunt.

by Cat lover 69 420 February 22, 2017