Blue Blumpkin

A blumpkin in a porta-john.

That skanky ho gave me a blue blumpkin, then threw up all over her shirt.

by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018

Prarie Blumpkin

Is when your homie is giving you a blowjob and right when you're about to cum, you throw an egg at his head

I never knew what a prarie blumpkin was, until I got a forehead kiss by my best friends pocket egg while giving him a blowjob.

by AK guy's yolk throat December 7, 2024

Busy Blumpkin

Pissing and shitting while receiving a blumpkin.

“Yo, last night this bitch gave me a busy blumpkin.”

by fallout4luvr May 18, 2025

Blumpkin

The greasiest shit ever. When a hoe blows the D while the guy takes a shiiii.

I was at a football game and this bitch busted open the shitter door and gave me a blumpkin.

by Juicy_kawasaki November 19, 2018

Brute Force Blumpkins

a group of mythical creatures that only few men get to experience that ride fast on motorcycles

Those Brute Force Blumpkins we’re flying on their bikes.

by Bent-it April 18, 2022

Road Blumpkin

When receiving a blowie while driving you shit your pants.

I was shitting my pants down I-75..... And she was like,"babe, do you want a road blumpkin?!

by Broken teapot June 11, 2021

Prairie Blumpkin

Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv

I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg

by legendchecker October 23, 2024