Country Blumpkin

A country blumpkin is when a man is sitting on the tank of the toilet with the lid off, your basic "top shelf" prank. When he is ready to "drop the kids in the pool", if you will, a woman (human) sits on the toilet straddling the tank ALSO " dropping off kids", and giving a blow job to the man on tank.

Last summer we went to the country and learned a new style Blumpkin, Country Blumpkin!

Country Blumpkin by J. P. Okes November 25, 2025

Cumsicle Blumpkin

after the act a blowjob while taking a shit, the person who gave the blumpkin spits out the cum onto a popsicle stick. the cum is then frozen on the stick as a cumsicle to make a cumsicle blumpkin. the cumsicle blumpkin is then served to the person who received the blowjob while he took a shit.

CUMSICLE BLUMPKIN😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤

Cumsicle Blumpkin by nubnerd24 January 23, 2026

Reverse Blumpkin

When a girl is shitting while giving a tall white boy head

Lilly sat there blowing her brains out while giving Johnny a crazy reverse blumpkin

Reverse Blumpkin by Benjamin bottomtopper March 18, 2026

Blessica Blumpkin

Blessica Blumpkin is everywhere. She is in everyone,everywhere, all at once.

I think Blessica Blumpkined me last night

Blessica Blumpkin by Poopyheadkirk April 15, 2026

Hi-Brow Blumpkin 

The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.

Man I just received the most amazing Hi-brow Blumpkin from a tranny in a Cahokia gas station.

Hi-Brow Blumpkin by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 7, 2010

good old blumpkin 

The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.

After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.

good old blumpkin by rebel ase November 7, 2012

Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.

Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”

Blue house blumpkin by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018