Weighing of the Bacon 

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.

At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.

Weighing of the Bacon by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Bringing Home The Bacon 

to have a large amount of swagger

that guys got so much swagger man, bringing home the bacon for real.

yeah man, mad pig.

Bringing Home The Bacon by swine flew September 13, 2010

frying bacon in the nude 

A real bad idea

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!

frying bacon in the nude by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

Gay Bacon

A sweat, sour, and colorful rainbow strip of candy made by Airheads (or similar brand) that resembles a bacon strip.

Yes, I would like some Gummi bears, some purple Swedish fish, and a package of gay bacon.

Gay Bacon by Scootsie Double Day June 12, 2011

six degrees of kevin bacon

Theory that by six or less degrees of separation, every actor is connected to Kevin Bacon, possibly making him the center of the universe. A cult trivia game among movie fans, players choose one actor and create links by naming movies in which they worked with someone, who in turn is related to someone else, and so on, until the final person is directly connected to Kevin Bacon. Created by Craig Fass, Brian Turtle and Mike Ginelli and made famous in 1994 when Jon Stewart invited them to play on his show.

Kevin Costner is one link: Both were in JFK. Julia Louis-Dreyfus of TV's Seinfeld takes all six degrees of Kevin Bacon: She was in Christmas Vacation with Randy Quaid, who was in Major League II with Tom Berenger, who was in Shattered with Greta Scacchi, who was in Presumed Innocent with Harrison Ford, who was in Raiders of the Lost Ark with Karen Allen, who was in Animal House with Kevin Bacon.

six degrees of kevin bacon by Coell September 22, 2005

decoy bacon 

The bacon that acts as a decoy so certain bacon remains uneaten.

I'm so glad I had that plate of decoy bacon, otherwise I would have no dinner.

decoy bacon by BruisedWillis February 17, 2010

gray bacon

Dirty old penis

Hugh Hefner has gray bacon.

gray bacon by blazingbobby January 8, 2014