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Double Blind Placebo

Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.
Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!
by kimmytee October 12, 2019
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blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"
Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"
by johnydelux1 May 20, 2018
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blind the evil

by Night streaks April 22, 2018
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Boob Blind

When a person is totally blinded by a womans boobs, no matter how bad her personality is or her other features, the boobs make these things unimportant
Dude i cant believe Mary slept with Richards Dad, The milkman, the family Alsatian and Mr Singh from the corner shop........ at the same time, then stole his life savings and married Carlos and he still wants to be with her.

That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!
by MrFlynn January 2, 2018
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Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart
Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."
by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018
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blind slut

Guy 1. Wow she is such a blind slut.

Guy 2 I bet she would fuck anyone
by mwanthony January 13, 2018
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Blinding

1)-If an object or something comes in contact with you eye and makes you cant see.
2)- Sone one who’s looks are stunning and mesmerizing.
1)- waa dude somthing is in my eye it blinding
2)- waa dude look at her she is blinding
by Is_you_blind May 4, 2020
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