Battery acid

A nice and refreshing drink to always have before going to sleep.

“Hey Paul, can you get me a quick glass of battery acid?”

by JamEpix August 24, 2019

car battery

the act of auto abuse

Becoming increasingly more common than grand theft auto is car battery.

by concentrated oj February 19, 2008

Artillery Battle

When two males sit on opposite couches and masturbate shooting their hot loads on each other.

I love watching rick sanchez with my male cheerleader friend and having artillery battles...mmmm satisfying.

by Johnny UCF September 1, 2010

carrier battle group

A (usually annoyed) parent surrounded by 4 or more children navigating the urban high seas, typically seen in big box stores, strip malls, and grocery stores.

Bill: Check out that carrier battle group over there by the toy section! How does that Mom keep track of all 6 of her brats?

by caytinator January 25, 2011

dead battery

When you're fucking someone and you pull it and your penis immediately goes flaccid so you cannot continue fucking.

I was having sex and got a dead battery. She immediately left without saying goodbye.

by Pink Gold Peach August 25, 2016

double a battery

A male who lasts long in bed

Guy from my school: I'm a double a battery cause I last long
Me: *walks away swiftly*

by Sub2willne September 16, 2017

Battle Medic

Biggest douchebag you can find in the videogame Team Fortress 2. A player that uses the MEDIC character to battle and NOT heal you, not even a single bit. Usually so stubborn that even if they're not engaged in battle, they won't save you from burning alive.

"I can't heal you. I'm a battle MEDIC. What are you, stupid?"

by AfricanJezus May 6, 2009