Football, American

A seasonal sport played on an oversized lawn by over grown men wearing form fitting uniforms, that leave nothing to the imagination. The basic point of the game is to capture the remainders of a dehydrated pig and carry it which has been shaped in the form of an egg (which makes me think the game originated around the famous breakfast of Bacon and eggs), and avoid the group hugs the opposing team is trying to include you in, to your side of the lawn. There you wiggle your butt, jump up and down and listen to the audience yell at you to shake your moneymaker again.

football, american touchdown pigskin nfl

by CountryComet April 7, 2014

Americanism

Any American-ized word or phrase, such as changing the spelling of words to sound as they mis-pronounce them, using 4 syllables or words where 1 would have sufficed, or inventing a new word or phrase because it sounds nicer (most commonly heard whenever they are 'fighting for peace' again).

Color, Armor, Boro, Aluminum, Leftenant (??), putting Z's instead of S's in words, or using clunky acronyms because they make a meaningful word (Arrogant American Alliance with Rightwing Goverments against Hope!, or Aaargh!)

Weapons Of Mass Destruction (Nukes), The Road Map (Plan), Freedom Fighters (terrorists we like), Terrorists (anyone we don't), Terrorist Suspect (anyone), Liberating <insert name of latest militarily inferior country that has weapons we supplied and something we want> in the Name of Peace and Democracy (slaughter and pillage <name>), Anti-American (anyone who disagrees), Anti-American Activist (anyone that tries to stop us), Our Friends and Allies in Europe (anyone with nukes), 9/11 (oops, apparently having nukes doesn't make you immune to retaliation), Pulling Together in the War for Democracy! (so c'mon England, lets make some NEW enemies!).

by ..WiL May 21, 2005

american eagle

A real great clothing store. They sell very cute and casual clothes.
Personally i like AE more than Hollister because Hollister just seem too beach bummy..theres holes in everything and the clothes dont seem to fit anyone in the :large: catagory,But AE fits everyone and has different types of clothing not only for preps. if you walk into the store they play a wide variety of music.
Oh, and their models actually show the clothing...not their bodies haha.
I've been shopping at AE for 5 years(before it was popular) and they have not changed their comfy casual clothing. My all-time favorite store.
And for those who hate American Eagle just because its popular...try on a shirt...theres a reason this place is so popular :
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i like the american eagle clearance rack ahaha

by Mhelai November 9, 2008

Americanism

The belief that you should carry a pistol with you at all times.

Americanism is a great benefit in the hood, and in Miami.

by noster3 September 26, 2014

ABC (American Broadcasting Company)

Network established in 1943, after RCA sold "The Blue Network" to Edward Noble. Merged with United Paramount Theatres (offshoot of Paramount Pictures) in 1953. Merged with Capitol Cities Broadcasting in 1985 and with Disney in 1996.

"This is ABC--The American Broadcasting Company"

by James Barr February 7, 2005

American Beer Coaster

The new Green Day CD!

Don't listen to it,it's horrible!

Just place your beer can on it.

This goes out to all the non-idiot Americans!

by this CD is really bad September 27, 2004

American Refusal To Believe

When the american people/nation refuse to believe that there nation has been involved in illegal activities and attacking countries that posed no threat to them. These people who suffer from ARTB will blindly protect their beliefs with the strength and insanity of an insane religious zealet. Deep down, we pity them.

American Refusal to believe is a condition and was a definition until someone suffering from it recommended for deletion. obviously it was deleted, but i restored it.

by chrisguy February 11, 2005