duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!

by 15thtexas1 September 11, 2023

Dildo swallower

A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat

I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!

by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014

Dildo

The thing you find in either your Step moms or Step Sis's Draw or under her pillow

Step Mom: Omg Step Daughter Why do you have my Dildo
Step Daughter: I'll only give it back if you suck my pussy
Mummy

by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019

Dildo

A plastic penis

Hannah bounced on a 12" dildo and cum all over the floor

by yep9 November 26, 2016

Dildo

A purple thing that can be shoved into a woman (MURR)

Oi bro lets shove this dildo in this woman

by Just dont know June 18, 2019

Dildoes

An artifact used do get the vibration or the feeling of having sex

I wanna buy dildoes

by Kaddff January 18, 2019

dildo train

A line of 50 women standing behind 50 men with 12-inch strapons penetrating their anuses.

Man I'd love to have a dildo train with them!

by Dildo Train February 2, 2018