Convoy Cock

When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.

Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!

Made a right mess on the steering wheel!

by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021

Cock Meat Sandwich

A term you’d call your friends to fuck with them or to describe a hot ass titty fuck

“Bro she gave me the cock meat sandwich of a lifetime.”
“Stfu you damn cock meat sandwich.”

by Slim_Shady0409 February 17, 2021

Chip off the cock

When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.

Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?

No what.

They both got caught cheating.

Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.

by K-town-CA August 12, 2011

Cock Meat Sandwich

The sandwich created by two dicks inserted, one in the pink, one in the stink (the bread) and the internal flesh between two cocks (the filling).

Hey guys, want to come over and make a cock meat sandwich with me?

by Slimmygizzards1000 July 24, 2025

Cock

Another word for chicken. Stop being dirty.

“OMG ITS A COCK!” 🐔

by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019

crepe cock

When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse

Get on your crepe cock!

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024