pulling the pork

Family friendly version of “taking the piss”

“He’s pulling the pork”

by Crondom February 13, 2024

Pull Away Pet Syndrome

Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!

Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Pulling a Donato

Appearing busy whilst doing nothing that is productive or measurable.

Jeff: "Hi Bill, where have you been?"

Bill: "Pulling a Donato dude, I've been building a clock out of egg timers"

Jeff: "What a good idea"

by BoatyInTheYard February 14, 2024

Pulling a Micheal Jackson

The act of changing your skin color to a whiter tone either with paint, as a result of a rare skin disorder, or bleach.

“Bro, Kevin is painting himself white!”

“You’re telling me he’s pulling a Micheal Jackson on himself?!”

by CopperMilllk February 14, 2024

Pulling a Lia

When you pull on the cock of someone named Lia

Lia: owwwwww (says lia while grabbing her cock in pain)
Other: What happened???
(Lia points to a man)
Other: oh he’s pulling a Lia

by Fart-fart-fart February 16, 2024

Pulling a Jojo

To jerk off/masturbate in a call with multiple people while muted.

Guys my fault I was pulling a Jojo

by RealFortniteNiggaBalls February 17, 2024

pull your brains out of your ass

pull your brains out of your ass means you need to pay attention and stop ignoring problems around you

the boss was not happy with his employees slacking off and not paying attention to problems around them the boss told employees i need you guys to pull your brains out of your ass start paying attention and stop ignoring problems around you

by bluebear February 17, 2024