When you look in mirrors, you will always see the faults in you. Regardless if it is a pimple or your eyes having lines underneath. This syndrome may or may not be curable. You just have to believe in yourself.
Me: Hey teacher, can I go to the washroom real quick?
Teacher: Sure, go fast tho.
...In Washroom...
Me: *looks in mirror* Bruh why does my forehead look so big all of a sudden. WHY IS MY HAIR SO POOFY? Omg, is this what my crush sees me like. *goes back*
Friend: You have mirror syndrome bruh.
-5 minutes later I do it again and so on-
Teacher: Sure, go fast tho.
...In Washroom...
Me: *looks in mirror* Bruh why does my forehead look so big all of a sudden. WHY IS MY HAIR SO POOFY? Omg, is this what my crush sees me like. *goes back*
Friend: You have mirror syndrome bruh.
-5 minutes later I do it again and so on-
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
Sienna Syndrome is a type of syndrome where you have a crush on a girl. Once you do, you forget she is in your presence and start acting goofy, inappropriate (as a joke), and weird in front of your friends which makes you laugh. Your crush gets weirded out and there is never a chance for a second impression, though you can still come close to her if you are somewhat of her type and improve. Not guaranteed though. Men, be careful! It may be uncurable if you aren't careful and do it for long periods of time without knowing she doesn't like you for a while.
Me: *acts weird in front of friends and makes them laugh and say something just as weird back*
Crush: -in the distance- Wow, he is kind of weird. I'm going to try and avoid him.
3 MONTHS LATER...
Me: Hey -----!
Crush: Oh it's him.. Hi.
Me: *walks away* How can I make her mine?? It is so weird how she is acting
GOD: The irony is crazy! >:) He definitely has Sienna Syndrome.
Crush: -in the distance- Wow, he is kind of weird. I'm going to try and avoid him.
3 MONTHS LATER...
Me: Hey -----!
Crush: Oh it's him.. Hi.
Me: *walks away* How can I make her mine?? It is so weird how she is acting
GOD: The irony is crazy! >:) He definitely has Sienna Syndrome.
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!
Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
A time in your life where every other girl than your CRUSH likes you. Trust me fellas, it's pretty tough and meaningless at that point. Stay STRONK!
Me: Hey, Dave, I really have a crush on Sienna. She looks so fine, is funny, and is just plain beautiful bruh.
Dave: Nice man.
Me: FOR SOME REASON though, every other girl has a crush on me and wants to be with me, but Sienna doesn't want to be.
Dave: Sounds like your going through Crush Syndrome, just keep trying with her but know it will be tough my G.
Dave: Nice man.
Me: FOR SOME REASON though, every other girl has a crush on me and wants to be with me, but Sienna doesn't want to be.
Dave: Sounds like your going through Crush Syndrome, just keep trying with her but know it will be tough my G.
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
A girl who gives mixed signals. You probably will like her, but if you make the first impression bad, you will regret it later on.
YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER, be careful buddy. She a true hottie tho!
YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER, be careful buddy. She a true hottie tho!
Me - *makes inappropiate joke to friend (not intended to her) while she is around*
Friend - *laughs*, "Yes, that was actually funny my guy fr.
Her - *disgusted or weirded out in someway*
IT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME TO RECOVER IF U LIKE HER OR SOMEONE NAMED SIENNA!
Friend - *laughs*, "Yes, that was actually funny my guy fr.
Her - *disgusted or weirded out in someway*
IT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME TO RECOVER IF U LIKE HER OR SOMEONE NAMED SIENNA!
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
Timid Syndrome is a type of syndrome which makes you timid or sound unworthy of something around your friends or your crush. This syndrome is usually curable by making yourself sound more confident and putting yourself out there more. Though the cure is uncertain, it may work.
Me: Man, Dave's dunks look good, I'm going to ask them where he got them.
Dave: Hey.
Me: Uh, ʰᶦ, ᵘʰ, ᴰᵃᵛᵉ, ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ, ᵘʰ, ᵈᵘⁿᵏˢ ᵐʸ ᵍᵘʸ, ˣˀˀ
Dave: Huh, oh these, yeah I got them on X..why do you talk like you have Timid Syndrome?
Me: 0_O
Dave: Hey.
Me: Uh, ʰᶦ, ᵘʰ, ᴰᵃᵛᵉ, ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ, ᵘʰ, ᵈᵘⁿᵏˢ ᵐʸ ᵍᵘʸ, ˣˀˀ
Dave: Huh, oh these, yeah I got them on X..why do you talk like you have Timid Syndrome?
Me: 0_O
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024