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Wrecked Yourself

When you crapped your pants and that has the effect of ruining your reputation or your "cred."
"Oh no! My rental tuxedo!" shouted Kelvin after he crapped his pants during his own wedding.

"You just wrecked yourself!" yelled best man Paul Ray David.

"King Wins!" muttered Jeffery.
by Paul Ray David September 14, 2011
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How to kill yourself

hey...please don't search this up...life can be bad but i will always be there for you, i will never give up on you, i love you so much, your life is the most precious thing in the entire universe, you are amazing in every way,

I'm here, i care for you, no matter what, no matter who you are, i will love you forever
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I will always be right by your side
you're never alone
Please dont google How to kill yourself
you're so special to me

i love you <3
by OhGodPleaseKillMe December 26, 2022
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big up yourself

pay for own meal hoe
hoe pays her own meal
by big A October 19, 2003
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Yousef

He is sort of fat, his dick is small. He will never get the ladies. He is hella gay. No body likes him
Ewwww it’s yousef
Don’t put your tiny dick in me yousef
by Slygys December 3, 2018
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see yourself out

When one sends of another without being rude and sounds savage instead.
Big important bussiness woman: Do you actually have anything to show me?
Someone: No buy I...
Big important bussiness woman: Then see yourself out.
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
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Yousef

YOusef is a beast in bed he’s an absolute sex God that’ll seduce u wen u need to be he’s usually obese and gay and they’re incest As they fuck the male pigs out the village
OH LOOK THE PIGS GETTING RAPED WHAT A YOUSEF HE IS
by Yosuefdaddy May 30, 2019
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go kill yourself hot

Adjective. When someone is so outrageously attractive that it is the universe's way of telling you (the far less attractive individual) to 'Just go kill yourself, there is no point in trying. You will never land a babe like her'.

Less macabre alternative: just give up hot
That girl isn't just hot, she's go kill yourself hot.
by scientifick April 15, 2016
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