Tommy Wiseau

The world's most brilliant filmmaker, Mr. Wiseau is an accomplished actor and director responsible for the masterpiece "The Room". Tommy's IQ is estimated to be in the range of 156-161.
Also occasionally referred to as "That actor who looks like the guy from The Interview".

I went to a screening of The Room, and bore witness to Tommy Wiseau.

by McDaddy's Big Patties November 7, 2017

Catching the Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you. (Having sex)

Michael was catching the wild turkey over at Lindsey's the other night.

by Cobainified December 13, 2014

Wifi

Life

My wifi stopped working and so did I.

by Bangbangzeppelin July 3, 2014

Wikipedia race

A fun little game to play, where two or more people set a starting page and an ending page, both of which are titles of articles on Wikipedia. Then, using only the links within the text of the article, the goal is to find a way to the ending page before your competitor(s).

A sample Wikipedia race:
Start: Roger Federer
End: Internet

One way is: Roger Federer, to Switzerland, to Europe, to North America, to United States, to Culture of the United States, to Internet!

by ALMN568 November 11, 2006

witness era

Refers to an artist's career where they failed to reach the public's high standards even though they did really well and has accomplished great feats.

Sam Smith's witness era is now happening since people are sleeping on his new music release.

by sswishdeity October 27, 2020

WIZin' the Jizz

Simply put, it means masturbating, wanking the wizang,

'Is someone in the wizroom?'
'Yeah, Ditzy Khalifa is in there wizin' the jizz'

by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

Windows 7 Whopper BK

Layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer of buzzkill. An utter tragedy before your very eyes, one which will have repercussions beyond your high time. A variant of the Whopper BK, which is bad enough in its own right.

So what are you all in for?

Well, we got high as balls, then thought it was a good idea to execute a fake kidnapping of a friend of ours. Everyone thought it was real and we ended up in a standoff with police.

Wow, that's a Whopper BK.

Actually a Windows 7 Whopper BK to be exact.

by Smollie October 26, 2009