Dr. Viktrov, the scientist: (unzipping his pants) Do you know, Natasia, a single sperm contains about 37.5 mb of DNA information? This means that the average male ejaculate would represent a data transfer of approximately 1,587 gb in about 3 seconds.
Natasia, the lab assistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) That's a lot of information to swallow, Doctor!
Natasia, the lab assistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) That's a lot of information to swallow, Doctor!
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Jim: "I'm Jim Lahey, supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park."
Jim: "I'm Jim Lahey, supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park."
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by Deenacunt October 11, 2008
Get the cunt in training mug.A person can be male or female of any age who is petulant, wasteful, and loose in their morals, and usually a shitty parent who is self centered and can give two shits about their children who are often left with sitters. They typically behave in ways that are not considered appropriate for their social standing, date losers without jobs, and often flaunt their money (their parents money) around openly. Usually born into a wealthy family they have no self earned wealth. They often lead excessive and wasteful lives supported by someone else's wealth other than their own.
"All she talked about at lunch was how much money she spent at Frock Candy, she even brought the receipt to show us, what a piece of rich trash."
"She insists on showing off her new Panaroma that she bought for her unemployed bf, she wonders why everyone thinks she's rich trash, little does she know that car looks like a roach."
"All she talked about at lunch was how much money she spent at Frock Candy, she even brought the receipt to show us, what a piece of rich trash."
"She insists on showing off her new Panaroma that she bought for her unemployed bf, she wonders why everyone thinks she's rich trash, little does she know that car looks like a roach."
by Abita Strawberry June 4, 2014
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Get the Trainsexual mug.1. One who orders food without asking others in the office if they would like in on the order.
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by Rogue4525 December 17, 2007
Get the Food Traitor mug.A place specifically designed to attract stupid tourists and take their money. It's like taking candy from a baby, that's how easily they fork it over.
I thought the largest ball of twine in the world would be really cool and worth every penny of the $29 entrance fee, but I was really disappointed when I realized that it was nothing but a dumb tourist trap.
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