Robs tears

Tears from a boy named Rob for not being good at anything

Damn that guys crying Robs tears he must really suck at life

by @goodfriend June 16, 2022

Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.

Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear

by Tillers December 27, 2023

teared seam

when the dude accidentally sticks his lil guy in the pee hole. ouch.

“by accident the other night, i definitely gave lucy a teared seam. no wonder it felt so tight.”

by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021

giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021

Tear asshole

The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart

Did you just tear asshole?

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021

Bonkunoun. rent [noun] an old word for a tear (in clothes etc). rip [noun] a tear or hole.

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Bonkunoun. rent noun an old word for a tear (in clothes etc). rip noun a tear or hole.

by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025

Busting tears

Crying

A cooler phrase for crying or shedding tears

Gosh darnit John, stop busting tears and grow a pair!

by VolumeHunter February 10, 2018