My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court

I'm not feeling good my dog stepped on a bee.

by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023

Three-pedal two-step

The procedure a person follows to drive a car with manual transmission.

"Three pedals," from left to right: Clutch, Brake, Accelerator.

"Two-step": Ordinarily, a couples' dance step.

"C'mon... I'll teach you how to do the three-pedal two-step."

by Ponyguy March 28, 2010

step off my grill

i would appreciate it if you would give me some space, you are too close to my teeth. (grill)

homeboy you best step off muh grill before you get dusted.

by HAR-MONEY March 11, 2005

You are stepping on my dong

Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.

R. Kelly didn't go to jail? You are stepping on my dong!

Hey bitch watch it your stepping on my dong!

by RagMeRock December 05, 2004

one step shortcut to the lobby

To commit suicide off of an office or hotel building. Used in Iron Man 3.

Aldrich: “Well in the first hour, I considered taking that one step shortcut to the lobby..if you know what I mean.”

by IronManFan May 04, 2019

1,1, Step

A dance created by me Kerri and Ally in the intention of taking the piss out of the 1,2 step.

Kerri: *1,1, steps*
Charles: Poppin'!

by Charles April 19, 2005

Doo Rag Two Step

When a person wearing a doo-rag is adjusting their head piece while doing a two-step dance to keep their super low and baggy jeans up just above the knee.

I was in an elevator and a dude doing the doo rag two step asked me what was for lunch. i was floored that he was able to concentrate on 3 things at once.

by General Penny Lane August 09, 2011