Sneaky mcilduff

To sneak to the bar without telling his friends.

Or to slip a finger in oneselfs asshole

See sneaky mcilduff at the bar last night ?Didn’t tell anyone he was going .

I sneaky mcilduffed myself watching Baywatch last night

by Patrician dynamite November 17, 2023

The sneaky Martineau

While having sex with a woman doggy-style, you, as quickly as possible, sneak your pinky into her asshole. At the same time, you reach forward and bat your hand over her mouth so she makes Ojibwa Indian noises. Practice makes perfect, repeat every time until you get the desired effect which is making her yelp out of suprise and pain at your finger in her ass, then the covering and uncovering of her mouth will create a sound not unlike an Ojibwe Indian way cry

Last night I was drinking mad dog 20\20 and I have that big fry bread bitch the sneaky Martineau.

by Mr. MoFucknMartineau May 20, 2020

Sneaky

A morning load you leave in the toilet

I’m taking a sneaky right now.

by Yaisaidit17 January 17, 2022

sneaky snack

Snacks you acquire in a secretive manner, hidden from others, that you save for later while you’re alone.

Karen, I found the sneaky snacks you hid in your pillow case.

by Sneakysnacks June 15, 2018

dire sneaky ninja

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava

Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day

by Mr SwagManYep September 25, 2016

sneakies

sneakies- a form of nudes that teases the other person, not everything but just enough to get someone going. also can be called, “the sneaks.”

Vin- “Yo did you see Brittanys ass.”
Rob- “Hell yeah she sent me sneakies last night.”

by kittenfuck April 21, 2020

Sneaky Wormholes

Those little blips in space and time that objects you drop or even just set down fall into, and what should be right in front of you on the floor or table is now 6 feet away and under the couch.

"Where is the remote? I just had it!" *tosses all the couch cushions, looks under table* WTF? I just saw it drop here ! Sneaky Wormholes! ----- 20 minutes later....WTF? How did it get under the TV stand?

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017