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Slothdawg 

A Sloth, who is a telecommunications worker.
"That guy in the utility bucket seems a little slow." "Yeah, that's a slothdawg"
Slothdawg by cam3lt0e! May 30, 2024
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Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.
sloth nap by plato! August 6, 2024

Scotched-Earth 

To set blaze to the trail behind you. This can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb, depending on the user’s fluency in acculturated hibbity-jibbity.

A mondegreen of “scorched-earth”, this iteration is believed to have evolved from military sandbox video games where young or mentally handicap-able players adopted the term through oral traditions. The lexicalization of the term occurs when the player believes it lends them a manner of respect as a well-read strategist. This term has not been uniformly adopted unironically by any known subcultures, which indicates that the rare users of “scotched-earth” may be experiencing developmental delays which impair comprehension or social cues.
“I’m not a pacifist, but I’ve personally found longer-term benefits from not going Scotched-Earth.”
“This clip from 2 years ago debunks your entire narrative. You made it seem as though he went scotched earth on the idea.”
Scotched-Earth by RippaverseFan59 January 29, 2025
To have someone ejaculate in your mouth then proceeding to spit on their feet.
“Babe! I’m so horny!”
“Oh.. Wanna do something?”
“Mhm, a BJ, but I want to try something new!”
“Like..?”
“I want to slatch you!”
Slatch by Shinobu Glazer February 19, 2025

Sloth Girlfriend 

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."

Sloth Walker 

Someone with no pep in their step. A worker who just drags his feet
I waited for 25 minutes at McDonald's because they have a bunch of sloth walkers working in there.
Sloth Walker by Ninjanessa April 19, 2025