slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014

Brooklyn Sausage

An uncircumcised man staples his foreskin closed, chops it off, deep-fries it, and sells it at a hotdog stand on the side of a highway.

Man, that was a really good Brooklyn Sausage!

by putinscrustyasshole January 19, 2020

Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by Benncm May 7, 2017

Sausage-Ste

It is commonly known and perfectly acceptable to place the nickname Sausage in front of anybody called Ste, Stephen or Steve.

saw-sij or, esp. British, sos-ij
Hey Sausage-Ste make me a brew, good man.
Sausage perfectly good nickname for anybody with the name Steve.

by kevkevk1 February 21, 2020

sausage dildo

When you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

Babe make me a sausage dildo.

by I am a little more time August 25, 2016

Wiener Sausage

When a circumcised and an uncircumcised penis come together. They put both of their heads together, and the uncircumcised foreskin gets wrapped around the circumcised dickhead to form a "sausage" of sorts. Also known as a wiener boop.

Man, did you hear about John and Bob?
What, how they came out as gay?
Not just that, but John is uncircumcised, too!
Wow, they must make the greatest Wiener Sausages!

by Skiny Weener June 1, 2018

sausage salute

The act of shaking your dick side to side, typically used to greet others or as a signal to your mate that it is sexy time.

Ex. Jackson runs into the room shaking his dick side to side.

Heather looks at dangling dick in horror and runs away screaming "Oh no.... not the sausage salute"

by Hamasaurus May 10, 2017