dog sausage

When Breakfastmash takes something funny into the realm of assholiness stupidity.

Go die in a hole, dog sausage.

by L1V1NGD3TH August 10, 2016

bluh sausage

When you are having sex with a girl on her period and your penis has a lot of blood on it, resembling a blood sausage.

Boy- "Babe, I want to have sex tonight".
Girl- "But babe I'm on my period!"
Boy- "Bluh sausage!"

by Ham and Chick October 19, 2017

pale sausage

A pale, light-skinned, flaccid penis.

My friend was changing pants in front of me and his penis flopped out between the boxers slit, it looked like a pale sausage.

by Eddie Sausage February 9, 2017

local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

kosher sausage

A Jewish man's penis

He has a huge kosher sausage

by EatMyKnob May 16, 2016

sausage puppet

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.

Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.

by counter22 June 14, 2009

Slippery sausage

When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up

Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night

by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021