Sausage Belt

A belt of man sausage....duh

Oh man, I forgot my belt - Here take my sausage belt

Sausage Belt by Sausage Belt April 25, 2020

Sausage and Eggs 

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".

I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs

Sausage and Eggs by dustybluebear August 1, 2020

Sausage Knocking 

Looking for a sexual partner. Ref late night knocking on potential sexual partners window or door. A booty call.

Alt. Trying your luck with someone. An unlikely to be accepted request or deal.

After a few drinks Carl could often be found sausage knocking at one of his ex’es

Sausage Knocking by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020

Sausage parade 

Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.

Man, if their not wearing them silly hats it's not a sausage parade it's just some gay shit.

Sausage parade by Karen from rothwell. November 6, 2020

Sausage of friendship 

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

Sausage of friendship by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020

Sausage Balls 

The smell of a man's scrotum when unwashed for a period of two weeks or longer.

My room smells like sausage balls because I haven't showered in two weeks.

Sausage Balls by CraZKchick December 7, 2020

Sausage Monster 

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.

“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”

Sausage Monster by CreeperAu February 9, 2021