Lifes a salad and ima toss it 

Controlling life

I control how much life i give to something or somone... Lifes a salad and ima toss it

Lifes a salad and ima toss it by Swagg Daddy September 26, 2011

Salad 

Mixing two different types of weed together.

"Hey man wanna match a bowl?"

"No lets just make a salad."

Salad by Funk master A February 23, 2009

nigger salad 

black hairy vagina

that nigga likes nigger salad

nigger salad by nigger bob October 24, 2007

Salad Cream 

Salad Cream is when a males ejaculate is so watery and unfull of semen it is like a diet splurge.

No need to worry about putting a condom on babe, my man mess is pure salad cream.

Salad Cream by TripleDipped February 28, 2020

pink salad 

the action, post pink sock, in which someone sucks (or licks) the affected area. Similar to a tossed salad except to the prolapsed rectum

Dude, after her anal plundering and subsequent pink sock I went ahead and ate the pink salad.

pink salad by rrogers October 18, 2008

Egg Salad Sandwich 

The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.

John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!

Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*

Egg Salad Sandwich by Rodzilla7861 March 29, 2011

Spicy Mustard Salad 

When two gay zombies squirt black cum onto each other after having protected intercourse. This sometimes occurs in large card boxes with unicorns.

Dude, I saw some zombies make some spicy mustard salad in the alley last night. "Creep status."

Spicy Mustard Salad by bdeckerlaklak24601 October 30, 2011