random

saying or doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with whats going on at the time. or something very stupid that makes no sense...

1. i like turkey dipped in bannana cream pie. can i like ur itch? sure y not, i like monkeys too! for real?! i thought strawberries were red!!! thanks bob...

2. Lydia and Emma

by lydia December 29, 2003

Random

A Good thing to shout at a girl before promply squeezing thier bust or males crotch if you're into that "scene".
Or course this isn't random and is a great game to play with your family and loved one's.

1) *walk up to pre-planned girl* RANDOM!!! *squeeze front and run off*

by --LaNiMeL-- August 25, 2005

Random

Something happening out of the blue. Not knowing whats gunna happen next. Not meaning most of the time to be "random", it just happens. lol

Ryan: *Steals cell*
Paige: *Glares*
Ryan: Finee. *Gives back the cell*
Paige: *Starts texting while playing with her cellular case* You know i'm gunna need my cell back soon...
Ryan: Check your hand...
Paige: Oh... ooops... :D
Ryan: My god your random... *Shakes head*

THIS IS A TRUE STORYY!!!!

by PaigeBabee August 4, 2008

Random

Possibly the most universal word. It is the word to use when you cannot be bothered thinking of another word to use. Best used with the prefixes highly-, ridiculously-, seriously- awesome ridiculously

"That sounds like an awesome, seriously-random idea to me."

by Jeremy David November 13, 2003

randorambo

noun: Someone whose first reaction to hearing about a mass shooting is to confidently declare that, had they been their with their sidepiece, things would have gone down differently. Derived from the words random as in, "some random asshole" and Rambo as in, "some asshole who thinks he's an action hero because he knows how to hold a gun without shooting himself in the face".

We were talking about that shooting that happened last week and Bob just had to chime in that it never would have happened if he and his gun had been there. That guy's a real randorambo.

by mds2727 December 7, 2015

Randort

The opposite of a hypothesis. A randort is a random retort based on pure assumption(s). A hypothesis is a “highly educated guess” and a randort is a poorly supported guess often wildly correct but for the wrong reasons and mere connect coincidences.

Erica: Was the abacus invited to teach mathematics in ancient China?

Amber: My randort would be that in all practicality the market place was ripe for the use of the abacus to show simple addition and subtraction to the common uneducated customers and so perhaps was not directly invented for teaching but to avoid confusion and therefore conflict in the market place.

by MR13auer November 16, 2021

randomchick.com

doing "something" with some random chick

I fucked some randomchick.com

by holla October 19, 2003