Pimp

A peerless visionary and destroyer of hoes.

Jane: Now that shit is pimp. How the fuck?
Dick: Ain't that the truth. Pimpin ain't easy.

ho prophet visionary iceberg slim dazzle razzle

by Da pterodactyl May 12, 2016

Green Pimp

street hustler; pimping green i.e. laundering money, selling grass, saving the environment

I got a good hook from my green pimp.

by Bubba Kush April 23, 2006

ScanDisk Pimp

ScanDisk Pimp:
Some one who is either too smart, and/or too ghetto to purchase an expensive digital camera and/or bring the expensive digital camera out to social events involving alchohol such as: the club, concerts, the beach on spring break, house parties ,etc..) only to take pictures for social networking purposes(myspace, facebook, imeem,friendster,etc.)
So as an alternative, the SCANDISK PIMP simply brings only their memory card and uses it in other peoples cameras, therefore eliminating the risk of losing,damaging,or having their own digital camera stolen. All of the memories, none of the risk.

SCANDISK PIMP: (Upon entering a kodak moment at tha club) Aye homie!!lemme use your digi right quik 4 i can take a pic wit these freaky hoes that i been dancin wit whom i dont know, i aint gonna fukk, an i prolly wont ever c again , but ima put dis pic on my myspace first thang in the morning anyway so people can think that im really cool and i have a fun life and that ima chick magnet..

CAMERA PERSON: Sure....(thoughts to self) >thats a good fukkin idea<

CAMERA PERSON 2: OMG!! I DROPPED MY 600$ CYBERSHOT IN MY 20$ MARGERITA!!!! ITS LIKE TOTALLY RUINED NOW!!! :( I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BROUGHT IT TO THE CLUB..THAT SCANDISK PIMP IS SOO SMART AND COOL

by The Real "Ian Wabash" January 29, 2008

pimp tower

A threesome involving two girls and a guy. It is similar to the eiffel tower with a few modifications. A guy is doing the bent over girl from the back while the bent over girl is muff diving the other girl. The completion of the tower comes when the guy grabs the girl who is being eaten outs tits. Only a true pimp can pull this baby off, thus the name pimp tower.

Yo i pimp towered your bitch and her friend last night.

by Ralphus April 12, 2004

pimp shizz baby

totally rockin black chick

"dude,i say this pimp shizz baby the other day and i almost passed out"

" dude we gotta go to this party there are gonna be some total pimp shizz babies at the party!"

by UNKNOWN DEAD December 4, 2007

Pimp-Ho-Customer Transaction

A transaction in business in which a customer buys goods from someone which that person gives the money to his boss which leads him paying that person his share of the money.

Dude Ian got sucked into the Pimp-Ho-Customer Transaction deal again.

by R.E.M 2nd February 12, 2009

Con pimp

A con pimp is defined as a person who is popular at cons (teen events)not because they sleep around, but because they are one of the most chill people one will ever meet. A con pimp is always respectful, and never takes advantage of his/her power (ex/ white, male supremacy). A con pimp is very affectionate, but never makes people feel uncomfortable. He/she is essentially very huggable. <3 Also, see con whore.

"Look, Sean started a massive cuddle puddle. He's such a con pimp."

by Real eyes realize real lies April 23, 2007