20 pounds of dangling fury

a large penis

a long penis

last night i had to slap a hoe with my 20 pounds of dangling fury.

by daddybignuts_2000 January 12, 2010

Five Pounds

Its when you rush to the bathroom after eating greasy mexican food that gives you bubble guts. Its the weight of the package you are about to drop off as soon as your ass meets toilet seat.

Where is Fernando?
He went to make a five pounds.
Damn mexican food.

by Morbidcorey May 30, 2011

Get a pound of dat flesh

Getting laid /sex from someone who you think owes your lame ass sex because you been doing favours for a while with the intention of getting some

Jerome been tryin to get a pound of dat flesh from Regina for a minute now. Been taking her to fancy dinners, paying her bills and even babysitting her kid but his boy Tyrone been gettin' a pound of that flesh every time while Jerome babysitting.

by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 14, 2020

Pound Sand

A phrase meaning to “fuck off” or to “go cry about it”.

(Me destroying a kid in Madden)
Kid: *starts crying*
Me: Oh boo hoo! Let me play the world’s smallest violin for you! Pound sand, cry to your mommy and tell her that I beat you. Why don’t you just pound sand and rage quit, you’re just wasting my time.

by DodgersFanGaming December 23, 2020

journey proud

Becoming constipated while traveling away from home and all the conveniences of your own toilet.

That's right Sana, Aunt Mildred is all stopped up. She always becomes journey proud when she is on the road traveling for a few days.

by BigDMac December 8, 2006

go pound salt

An inferior definition of the phrase "go pound sand" preferred by townie steakheads on the East Coast.

After trying and failing to get a spot at the Comedy Studio, Mr. McClown had no choice but to go pound salt.

by Tom Dustin May 6, 2005

300 pound club

u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds

well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night

by Jay May 10, 2003