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Muddah Ass

by Trini mario April 7, 2016
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Ass lag

A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.
by Jayspray June 5, 2018
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Lard ass

An unbearably large chub ass.
I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"
by The best lmao December 19, 2016
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Ass Trough

I spent two hours on the ass trough after I ate three fajitas from Taco Bell.
by DaHolmes February 21, 2023
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Gaggle of ass

A group of at least 3 women with fantastic bums
Dude, do you see that gaggle of ass over there? Makes my mouth water.
by natmckn June 26, 2012
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budget-ass

adj., Characterized by excessive or unnecessary frugality; cheap; of poor quality in general.

See: Lloyd Carr's play-calling while head football coach at the University of Michigan.
"What kind of budget-ass decorations are these?!"
"Getting Subway for dinner was a budget-ass move."
by Torrey Armstrong January 25, 2008
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Ass Yarn

Ass yarn is the action of your asshole hair twisting into a yarn like braid.
"Dude, your hat looks like ass yarn!"
by assyarn February 6, 2015
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