Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?

Not here to fuck spiders, mate.

by Nick Brook May 1, 2025

.9.Here "'We'" Say.9.

.9.Here "'We'" Say.9.

.9.Here "'We'" Say.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 17, 2025

WHEEZY OUTTA HERE

This term is used by a sophisticated specie of human called goats when they leave the premises

Yo Teno imma bounce WHEEZY OUTTA HERE!!

by Zootnation August 21, 2023

(02/19/2025)I Am Done Here(02/19/2025)

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😱: (02/19/2025)I Am Done Here(02/19/2025)

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

We getting out of (insert location here) with this one

A joke where someone says we getting out (insert place here) with this one on music videos the place usually relates to the music itself always seen with the guy speaking emoji and fire emoji

(On a fnaf music video)
Commenter: We getting out of the pizzeria with this one
Guy replying: Not another we getting out of (insert location here) with this one comment

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024

Here here

A saying to emphasize your presence.

Person 1 : "Where are you ?"
Person 2 : "Here here"

Person 1 : "Here here ?"
Person 2 : "Here here, not there there."

by Ep ep January 27, 2025