budget ninja

Someone who makes something look valuable or expensive without actually spending much money.

“Marcia is such a Budget Ninja, she made that wedding present look a million dollars.”

by Budget Ninja August 22, 2014

ninja beat

The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.

My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.

by Arjiff January 8, 2014

ninja master

person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).

Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.

by dadlyman November 21, 2011

Ninja pee

peeing on the side of a toilet bowl to pee silently

I ninja pee so people can’t hear me pissing(my walls are thin)

by god of carrots May 15, 2021

Dirty Ninja

A sexual act performed by a man for his partner. The man will shit on the face of his partner then wipe it off of the eyes in a horizontal direction with his penis. The partner will be left with a shit-mask resembling that of a ninja. Then, the man will insert his shit-covered cock into his partner's mouth when they are least expecting it, thus leading the partner into a ninja-like attack stance by the sudden insertion.

Steve begged me for a Dirty Ninja last night but I decided to use a nicely aged Alaskan pipeline on him instead.

by DirtyNinja April 14, 2008

ninja 300

A 300cc sportbike manufactured by Kawasaki, and the motorcycle of choice of any 16-year-old mini Rossi chad squid that wants to have at least a sliver of a chance of getting insured.

guy: damn ben bought a ninja 300!

girl: wow I hope I can ride it... then him

by danknooner69 January 18, 2022

Ninja Nerd

A person who hides how much of a nerd he is by acting normal majority of the time. Only his closest friends know how much of a nerd he is while others are unaware.

Joel is such a ninja nerd, he acts normal but we know he's a huge geek deep down.

by poiboyJ August 18, 2008