mortar strike

multiple shits

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

Mortensen

Someone who is usually pissy. Kind of a bitch. They dye their hair red or green because they just don't give a fuck.
Also known as a sexual freak.

Man 1: You see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yeah... she seems like such a Mortensen.

by 12344552gvg February 7, 2019

Mortol KOmbat

One of the games that make murder enjoybele

Mortol KOmbat -Shang Tsung

by YEREYEre666 February 25, 2019

mortar

When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.

Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.

by Yagdraa March 23, 2019

Mortsyn

Someone who addicted to spinning objects.

Johnny is a mortsyn because he plays with tops too much.

by Matthew Gold May 14, 2019

Mortal kombat

When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'

Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .

Guy 2 - what did she say?

Guy 1 'how did you get in here'

Guy 2 - where was she?

Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .

by MRFEZ August 7, 2019

mortusrhumphianate

To reflect on your actions internally learning from your mistakes and/or amending them.

Go and mortusrhumphianate on your not so oppevestrian concepts you pompous buffoon

by ThatSmartNigga17 October 27, 2019