morningstar

A noun describing a person you hate to love. They are have many bad habits including PMS-ing constantly, losing passports, and being obsessed with Sour Patch Kids.

Person 1: Why is Michael PMS-ing?
Person 2: Dude, I dont know but he keeps stealing my sour patch kids!
Person 1: He is such a morningstar!

morningstar by 12345689haha October 15, 2009

Mooninites 

Two characters from another planet, off the show Aqua Team Hunger force.

"Suspicious objects found throughout Boston after morning bomb scare" -- Mooninites. Stupid ass police department and Mayor.

Mooninites by Dat nigga D February 4, 2007

morning sunshine 

The act of ejaculating on your partners face while he/she sleeps, screaming "morning sunshine" to wake them up.

I was awaken to a morning sunshine today. :-)

morning sunshine by Dirtball April 8, 2003

son of the morning 

A name that some satanist have for satan that dates back to ancient times,so old in fact that it's in the bible. In the book of Job believed the oldest book in the bible.
satan was associated with the morning star and thus the name son of the morning.

Satan is the son of the morning.

son of the morning by The Fury 13 September 19, 2010

Morning Stranger 

When you wake up in the morning with your arm under your body, and you lift it up and its all numb and you cant feel it. You then decide to jerk off with your numb arm making it seem like another person is giving you a hand job.

"Since i had a morning wood and my arm was numb, i thought it be a good idea to use the morning stranger to rub one out quickly on my cum rag i keep under the bed"-Alex Willard

Morning Stranger by Belgian fool February 18, 2010

Bangkok Morning

The morning after sex, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. You Jack-off and slap her in the face with your meat. Then when she starts to open her eyes, you blast her in the face and scream "Bangkok Morning!"

I gave Sarah a Bangkok Morning today before I left for work, I hope she didn't mind.

Bangkok Morning by JBry November 2, 2008

what's the story morning glory? 

a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over

hey, what's the story morning glory?

what's the story morning glory? by madferit March 14, 2003