Dirtball's definitions

morning sunshine

The act of ejaculating on your partners face while he/she sleeps, screaming "morning sunshine" to wake them up.

I was awaken to a morning sunshine today. :-)

by Dirtball April 8, 2003

skank biscuit

Name used for MeUssa.

MeUssa is a Skank Biscuit.

by dirtball April 9, 2003

Farkus

Any individual who has the genetic characteristics of pale skin, freckles, and most notably, red hair. A reference to Scott Farkus, a character from the motion picture A Christmas Story.

That girl would be hot if she wasn't a farkus.

by Dirtball September 14, 2005

gumsmack

Cheese that builds up in your butt crack.

The gumsmack was so thick I couldn't handle the 69.

by dirtball November 4, 2003