Geez! It was just a watch. Stop hyperventilating. Don't act like someone "took away your masturbating right".
by It's Catwoman May 18, 2021

by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010

by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
by 89diehl September 26, 2010

by MMBBHH July 9, 2016

People masturbating make up most of Urban Dictionary’s traffic. In fact, probably the entire internet’s traffic in general.
by Your pseudonym :3 September 20, 2023
