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Geez! It was just a watch. Stop hyperventilating. Don't act like someone "took away your masturbating right".
by It's Catwoman May 18, 2021
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What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.
After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."
by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010
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Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.
Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind
by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020
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Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
by 89diehl September 26, 2010
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Masturbation radiation

Series of heat waves that comes from masturbating too hard
i had so much masturbation radiation that the temperature rose
by MMBBHH July 9, 2016
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Masturbating

What you’re doing right now.
People masturbating make up most of Urban Dictionary’s traffic. In fact, probably the entire internet’s traffic in general.
by Your pseudonym :3 September 20, 2023
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