The Mark Sage

When you don’t have ky jelly so you substitute sage oil and jerk off driving down the road.

I couldn’t jerk off in my room so I got in the car and did the mark sage.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

Mark Sage

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and jerk off while driving down the highway.

I couldn’t jerk in the bathroom so I went down the road and did a mark sage.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

Mark

A sexy guy with amazing taste in women. They are most likely Italian or Balkan. Don’t mess with them because they will give revenge later.

Mark is strong.

by Porcini dorcey June 23, 2022

Mark McKelvie

The best Principle for ANY highschool in the world.

Principle of Pudsey Grammar School, Scottish (very hot accent), Very fit, "is Mr McKelvie online please, It's Mrs Pennock"

Friend One: "Yo did you hear the news!"
Friend Two: "No?"
Friend One: "Mark McKelvie's wife died"

by Another Fatherless Child August 21, 2022

Mark Hackett

An intelligent and thoughtful man. Friends love him and lesser guys want to be him. Reliable, caring and devoted. Tall and handsome. A strong man who drops to his knees in front of his woman to show her how much he loves her. He is dominant when she needs it, submissive when she wants it. He is truly perfect. All the girls love Mark, but who could blame them?

Alicia: Mark Hackett and his wife are perfect together, but damn I wish he was available just one for night.
Maria: His wife only looks more beautiful because Mark Hackett is so attentive to her needs in bed.
Matt: Mark Hackett is the best. His friends are lucky to have him.

by constantwatcher20 July 21, 2022

Mark

The man, the myth, the Mark. He knows what a good time is, whether its in the strip clubs or buying hookers pies from garages. He will literally break a knee for you when you on a night out. Only drives a Merc and sings classical music while enjoying the warmth of a nameless woman.

Damn, Mark was wild last night. Man had to go to the hospital for his knee after watching his boy go home with a woman.

by Viidas November 15, 2022

Mark Pluchino

such a cutie. The most jacked, big D1ked, bowl-cut-having, fish sweatshirt-wearing, glasses-having, pedophile mustache-having person. He has all the Rizz in the world. He is the Rizzard of Oz, The Rizzly bear, Queen ERizzabeth. he is such a hottie with a body and has crusty toes

women- OMG, I am all over Mark Pluchino

Men- mark is such a cutie

Mark- I Know

by bigWIllybill420 December 12, 2022