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libergenda

A term meaning conspiracy that causes an overtly irrational fear of humanistic advancement. However, no such conspiracy actually exist.

The resulting irrational behavior effects roughly 25% of a given population, with the majority of those being conservatively minded. When excessive exposure to the term is imminent, those susceptible to its effects can protect themselves with the application of a tin foil cranial barrier, rubber boots and a safety pin, (American made boots provide better protection). Under certain circumstances no protection can be afforded resulting in a condition known as libergenditis. A list of those that may be susceptible follows.
If you engage in, are a member of or can answer yes to at least three questions on the following list, you are susceptible and may be at risk of contracting libergenditis. Be sure to answer truthfully, as the computer will know if you are lying or not. If you are not sure, check with the pastor of your local parish, return and then continue. If you are still not sure, skip to the next question:

1. NRA
2. Tea Party
3. Republican
4. Do you watch Fox News?
5. Do you have home-schooled child/children?
6. Have you attended a town hall meeting?
7. Do you know what the 700 club is?
8. Is Chuck Norris awesome?
9. Is McGuyver Awesome?
9. Dolly Pardon, Daisy Duke or Pamala Anderson?
(For question 9. Circle Yes or No, a grease pencil will suffice. Warning: Do Not Use A Sharpie!)
10. Do you now or have you ever attended church during a weekday?
11. Were the words used in this definition of the word libergenda too engaging for you?
12. Did you not understand the above question?
13. Is the number thirteen bad?
14. Beyond reproach, Glen Beck?
15. Beyond reproach, Rush Limbaugh?

Jimbo: "Jeff, whatfer I cant come to them meet'ns in town?"

Jefferson: "I done told you Jimbo... the pastor's gonna be goin over them folks 'libergenda' and them word is to big fer you to undestand.

Jimbo: "auh shucks almignty!"
by PlanetBJR January 2, 2011
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Liberia

A feeling of boredom after having sex. You usually fall asleep.
Dude, I felt all Liberia after that night with Rachael. She became so mad!
by J-Glass December 18, 2005
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Liberal

A liberal is a member of a political party who is into cuckolding, per-se white people who enjoy watching their snow-bunny wife's get pounded by hard black weens.
"Did you hear? Once Rob became a liberal he invited a group of tar babies over to pound his wife since he can't satisfy her!"
by TheGreatPhilosopher December 29, 2014
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liberal

great legends in their own minds
Hillary Clinton, Barry Soetoro , Harry Reid, Maxine Waters, Chuck Schumers are a few examples of liberals
by angrydan55 March 27, 2017
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Liberal

An idiot who is unaware that straight, cisgender white people really exist. Also known as "social justice warrior" or a sjw
Person 1: Did you know that Stephen King is a liberal?
Person 2: Well shit, he must be gay.
by Crythlex October 3, 2017
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Liberal

A person who believes that the only way to a healthy society is oppose everything that may be normal. See also: Hipster
Oh, because I am a liberal, I believe that vaccines can cause retardism, but you know, just ignore my stupidity.
by BobbyHi11 February 4, 2015
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liberals

cry baby snowflakes who need safe places, sanctuary's and therapy because they lost.
they come from an ara of participation awards and everything being handed to them.
Person one: hey did you see the liberals blocking the road?
person two: yeah i hit there dumb asses
person one: how many?
person two: 13, there worth 50 points each!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by world of tanks GOD February 28, 2017
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