Mean jerk

He who is meaner than most daily.

Reid is mj2med; you are a mean jerk

by Jerkee October 31, 2011

Turd Jerk

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

Zirkle Jerk

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.

"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"

by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013

erkel jerk

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.

Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."

by billebllunt January 19, 2014

Twerkle Jerk Shots

Similar to twerkle jerking, but when a group of guys begins circle jerk. A man or woman gets in the middle of the circle. The perso in the middle twerks with their mouth open. The first person to shoot the cum in the middle persons mouth wins. The others then have to lick the cum off of the middle person. Once the middle person is clean the twerkle jerk shots have ended.

Yo jeff how was your twerkle jerk shots party at 7 PM on Suday?

by PeterThePloppingPiper February 25, 2015

Church Jerk

• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.

If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!

by Budwudder March 7, 2015