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Eastchester High School 

a school in Westchester, NY, which is 98% stuck up white kids. There are quite a few groups, which include:
The football team
The other sports (not football)
Smart antisocial kids
Ghetto kids
Wannabe ghetto kids
Theater nerds
Speds
Emo kids and LGBT kids
and much more. The school has no working technology, 3/4 of the teachers have a stick up their ass, and the amount of juuls that have been confiscated are more than any school in the county. It's a fucking mess, but #eaglenation am i right?
*sees kid trying to shove a juul up their ass in class*
"Yep, I'm definitely in Eastchester High School"
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Northwest Area High School 

A small hick school with kids who either try to act too hood or too redneck. Many pedofile teachers that somehow keep their jobs but it’s all okay. Located on a swamp the building is ready to collapse at any given time.
Oh your kid goes to Northwest Area High School, didn’t that place catch on fire?

chelsea high school 

A school in Chelsea, Al that is made up of about 80% rich white kids, 10% black people, and 10% backwoods hicks that somehow got zoned into the school system. Chelsea High School is known for having the best weed out of any school in the Birmingham Metro
Chelsea High School is the place to be if you wanna get stoned before class.

Warren Township High School 

A quaint, but large highschool in Gurnee Illinois, but looks can be deceiving. The inside is laid out like a prison and it is. The inmates "Students" are guarded by the well known heroic Howie Security guards led by the one and only Raphael Soto. Once inside, you must be cautious of the transgender, Homo, and feminist inmates who feast on regular usually christian inmates by giving them all of the hatred they desire. Gay teachers force punishment on the inmates by making the students basically write their wills by using themes from "classic" books like Fahrenheit 451 to begin with progressing the The Turn of the Screw. You will be lucky to gain protection form the messiah Cerauli but don't count on it. Good luck :)
i dont like school. Warren township high school

Central high school 

a jail in louisiana full of fake people and hoes, fuckboy, and people who get arrested for stupid shit. where the teachers are pieces of shit and favorites kids.
Central high school is a fucking place of hell

Cooper High School 

All the bitches that go here lost there virginity by the age of 13. They all fuck in the all gender bathroom. They come higher then the damn grades. They are always fights over the stupidest reason. All the girls do there edges in school yet they just do it to look cute to suck dick. All the white girls think they are ghetto asf.
Cooper High School is ghetto asf
Cooper High School by FuckCooper November 8, 2019

Great Valley High School 

Home of the pharmacy, where you can buy shit weed in the bathroom and get beat up by the stoners that deal it. And plenty of people go to rehab because apparently peer pressure is real. Where you can spot hoes every two feet along the hallway. Where the only people who get beat up are the dudes who everyone mentally punches because of their douchey self-righteousness, and we laugh about it because we can. A place where you can't bend over without someone making an ass joke, and without people making trips to five below to get padded underwear for these jokes to be made on their behalf. For tons of stupid ass valley kids getting slutty and going down on the guys who want a blowjob, and uncomfortable grinds and a rough handjobs are just around the corner. And if the guys weren't horny enough, the girls who lack self confidence will choke and throw up on their dick for a compliment. The bathrooms, where the ground is always wet and messy, and people leave their throw up in the toilet. And last but certainly not least, one of the best high schools in Pennsylvania.
I went to great valley high school and now I'm fucked up for life. And the people who I went with pretend to be ghetto even though they're from Malvern.