Gapagoo

Italian phrase. It's the answer to everything in an Italian restaurant.

let's make a toast! GAPAGOO

by Coocherdaddy123 May 22, 2018

Gapor

The only thing he rides harder then the bench is coaches cock, team bitch, thinks he’s the best on the team but actually sucks, hangs out with popular kids and follows them around but isn’t actually liked among the people whom he hangs around, posts/ talks about how he practices every single day but never gets better, only pussy he ever has seen is his cousin, has a small cock but wears a cup to make his dick look big, (his dad should’ve worn a condom)

“Dude this guy on my team keeps following me around he’s a total fucking gapor.”

by Lenny!! January 29, 2019

gappetizer

Laying car lengths on an opponent in a drag race .

My car with the new mods is going to be handing out gappetizers .

by leavin steven October 8, 2019

gape keeper

Someone who pretends to protect secrets while secretly giving the information to everyone, and in that sense, standing blocking a gaping doorway that can easily be seen through or entered.

Bro, she's a gape keeper. You know she told everyone that I got AIDS, Gonorrhea and crabs from Mellisa's hairy asshole. And she won't even admit it was her!!!

by Peeeny October 14, 2019

gapetus assholeum

Gaping asshole. Lol

Once we finally captured B on Shipment, I realized I had a gapetus assholeum.

by Mitchell Wright January 20, 2020

Gapang

Literally: To crawl

"Ginapangan sa kama" - Crawled upon on the bed

A Filipino euphemism for rape, especially those of incestous nature. The act of a person (usually male) entering the room of a relative (usually female) at night, and raping the latter.

News Achor: "Isang lalaki ang hinuli kaninang hapon nang i-reklamo siya ng sarili niyang pamangkin na ginagapangan (gapang) raw niya kada gabi nang mahigit limang buwan na."

(A man was arrested just this afternoon after he was reported by his own niece who said that he crawled upon (gapang) her every night for the past five months.)

by Ang Kristong Tagalog November 14, 2020

gaping vortex

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.

I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?

by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021