First day fit

The term used to describe the clothing you wear during the return to a place (typically school) which it usually better than the attire worn pre First Day Fit.

Bossmans got that first day fit getting stocked for tomorrow

by zlaty October 4, 2017

First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'

A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.

by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017

Firster

To be more first than the first person

You might be first but I am firster

by Jdjxndcjckj j December 27, 2017

ferster

The biggest furry on the planet. destroy at all costs

Oh no! dont let that ferster touch you!

by RexIsBeast February 13, 2018

First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.

by AnonTheSchoolShooter May 29, 2018

frusteption

Sense of feeling of frustration when you are standing and moving, yet your steps are not being counted for the step challenge you are participating in.

Jas felt a strong sense of frusteption in the shower this morning.

by jaskaran_18_year_old September 6, 2018

first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.

by von groovy February 28, 2019