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Flaming Homosexual

Flaming Homosexual

Two homosexual men, that are very proud, in the action of sexual intercourse, kneel down in front of each other naked. They have a blowtorch in between them, which will be used later. They then both get funnels and 2 oz of gasoline or propane and shove the funnel inside of their penises. They each pour the gasoline into their penises. They then turn on the blowtorch and proceed to "beat their meat" and aim it at each other, but also at the flame of the blowtorch while singing Justin Bieber lyrics.

When they are finally about to ejaculate, the now gasoline/semen mixture hits the fire of the blowtorch and then hits the other 'flaming homosexual', causing a burning sensation and some sort of sexual pleasure. They continue to do this until they are both satisfied or until they go unconscious from pain and loss of blood.
elaM: You ready for this heat?

Male: You already know I’m ready for this Flaming Homosexual!
by it’s pronounce Fagit. October 17, 2017
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flaming anus

to pour hot sauce all over your dick and fuck a girl in the ass with it, afterwards, she licks everything off
Man, I gave her such a good flaming anus last night, she had to stop 1/2 way thru to cool it off!
by ddrisgay4000000 February 12, 2007
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Bad joke flamingo

When someone tells a bad joke and out of nervousness and douche-bag-edness they put their elbow out to the side and nudge the person nearest them in hopes of nudging a laugh out of someone.
bob: "so then i said rectum, damn near killed em!" *bad joke flamingo*
by kyleacunningham March 4, 2008
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Flood, Fire, or Famine

When everybody goes through a hard time every now and then, but this is necessary not only to build up their character and faith, but each trial propels them to a greater height and a higher plane.
You may go through a flood, fire, or famine, but if you know who God is in your life, the pain and frustration are often a mere set-up for something greater that you are about to experience in your life.
by MathPlus October 19, 2017
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Flaming Flaggot

flaming flaggot: a extremely gay person (no offense) off the wall gay or homosexual. almost as if they are trying too hard to be different..extremely openly homo..
hey look at that flaming flaggot!

shut up you flaming flaggot!!

wassuuup flaggot!
by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 19, 2005
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Farmington, New Mexico

Farmington, New Mexico is a small town in San Juan County. its small and full of Navajos. Its at the corner of New Mexico,
It lays in the four corners. Farmington is small but growing. Farmington High has the "ghetto" kids filld with stoners, skaters, hoochie momma's and wanna be gangsters. Piedra Vista is the ohther high school located far from the city where the rich stuck up kids go to school. Its filled with emos, jocks, gays, lesbians, and bi-sexuals come together. P.V. is the place for the wierd kids and that fat girl who dresses skanky!. Most teens go to tyhe local mall or older then life roller rink for a saturday night hook up. On the saturday nights at the roller rink its filled with pre-teens roaming around. Becarful u mite get a 13yr. old girl who looks 17 and a guy wo is 12 pretending to be 17. When you vists the mall u can see many couples and some that make you think is that a guy or a girl? Farmington is told to be full of witchcraft. Many Navajo people who are old are "traditional" who keep to their ways. Farmington contains 90% Navajo's 10% Mexicans 5% Whites 3% Blacks and 2% Asian all in all Farmington is a shitty lil town whoms towns folks think they own the world and religion rules, with churches in every street corner. Moving to Farmington can be the biggest regret in your life.
Person one:"Where is Farmington??"
Person two"What??"
Person one:"You know Farmington, New Mexico??"
Person two:"OH!! you mean the middle of no where?"
Person one:"exactly"
by Haru-Chan August 6, 2008
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Flaming Lip

Mass infestation of herpes on ones lip that is sometimes mistaken for blisters related to over exposure to the sun!
Sarah came back from vacation with a flaming lip.
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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