Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.

Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.

by Cheldrainos June 17, 2019

Dusty Intake

Accidentally inhaling one’s own flatulence while in motion to a seated position on the toilet.

As I pulled my pants down and began to lower my ass to the toilet seat, I yawned from exhaustion. During this same moment, I began to fart and could not stall the process. Thus by consequence, I began inhaling my own particles of shit. Once seated, I began to laugh at the moment and the process started over again in an un-ending cycle of a “Dusty Intake”.

by XanderMatrix January 30, 2023

Dusty burger

A threesome in a dusty environment with no clean participants, often at burning man.

"We lost you on deep playa last night. Where did you go?"
"We just layed down and had a dusty burger."

by DPWTF June 29, 2015

Dusty Hutch

Refers to old lady bits (genetalia) This is a generic term that spans all old women.

(walking in a crowd of older folks) Oh, there goes another dusty hutch!

by Sassy Chick September 22, 2012

Dusty Cannon

When you insert a large amount of powder into one's vagina, lift your legs into the air and queef to launch a puff of dust into the air.

Man, last night Courtney jammed some cinnamon in her cooch and queefed it out, it was like a dusty cannon

by Praatus July 5, 2025

Dusty Hole

When you love ass play but you've been single a long time, you have a...

I haven't been touched in so long I have a dusty hole

by MigDaBull December 4, 2020

Muddy Dusty

A alcoholic chocolate milk, whiskey, and some other alcohol and mixed with chocolate syrup.

Dusty is drinking a muddy dusty

by Murdocofthecamo June 21, 2025