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Dusty Intake

Accidentally inhaling one’s own flatulence while in motion to a seated position on the toilet.

As I pulled my pants down and began to lower my ass to the toilet seat, I yawned from exhaustion. During this same moment, I began to fart and could not stall the process. Thus by consequence, I began inhaling my own particles of shit. Once seated, I began to laugh at the moment and the process started over again in an un-ending cycle of a “Dusty Intake”.

by XanderMatrix January 30, 2023