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I Dream of Jeannie 

I Dream of Jeannie is potentially the best show EVER created. and we mean it.

best line:
man: "why did you turn that boys mother into a goose?"
jeannie: "because she WAS a goose"
duhhh man.

tune in to I dream of Jeannie. weekdays at 6.
Jeannie top only covers her bosoms. But its all good.

You should ALL watch I dream of Jeannie.

Jeannie wears a hat that makes her look like a monkey.

Jeannie likes to turn boys' mothers into gooses. BEWARE.

If you want to buy a card with the theme song, it costs 4.99, exclusively at Hallmark.
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dreamer's block 

when you can never dream in your sleep, even if you tried, or if you did dream you cannot remember or comprehend dreaming it.
tom:I had the strangest dream last night about whatshisface and blah blah...

sarah: I had a dream about pirates doing this and that and yakityyak...

bob: '_' *indifferent*

tom: What did you dream about, bob?

bob: oh idk i dnt rlly wnt 2 share.. (damn dreamer's block)
dreamer's block by mrBATES July 4, 2010

Dream Theater 

An amazing Progressive metal band, whom have been going for over 20 years. Not a mainstream band, therefore not very popular or even wellknown to the present public, but kicking ass. Each member proves to be a god at their instrumental talent.
Me - Lo, Do you like Dream Theater?
Person - Dream Who?
Me - Nevermind...
Dream Theater by Rich Seeley iPhoenix September 13, 2005
1) Dreaming about fucking a girl or pillow or whatevers and you ejaculate from just dreaming about it.
2) The most easiest and effortless method of masterbating.
I had a wet dream last night and nutted all in my draws. But the chick in my dream was pretty hot. I think she'll call me back.
wet dream by gundamNIT January 15, 2003

Dream with one's mouth open

The act of verbally sharing or expressing dreams, ideals, or improbable plans with others as if they had some validity to them. An extension of the proverb "counting chickens before they have hatched", this phrase is the equivalent to not only counting the chickens, but generously distributing them out to friends, family, and acquaintances.
*Examples of Dream with one's mouth open.

A: My band is getting a really good response at facebook and we're getting more and more people following us at twitter. It's just matter of time before we're picked up by a label so we can release our CD and go on tour.
B: Stop dreaming with your mouth open. It's just sad...

A: Ooh, I'm going to be hooking up with someone tonight at the party.
B: Dude, didn't your mother ever tell you not to dream with your mouth open?

A: So she told me that she was talking to a massive client and that we should be getting some decent work soon.
B: Yeah, and she tends to dream with her mouth open. I wouldn't hold your breath.

Nigerian Dream

1)To have money, cars, houses, power, respect, pride, happiness, high position of authority and show off by spending heavily.
2)To go to a foriegn land and hustle hard; make it big time and go back to 9ja to fulfil the Nigerian Dream

"...Great lofty heights attain"

A sentence from the second Stanza of the Nigerian anthem, Verifies the Nigerian Dream.
The boy was wasting his life and living recklessly until his homeboys awoke him from his slumber. He is now living the Nigerian Dream.
Nigerian Dream by Johnxbull5 July 7, 2010

Dream Boat 

Neil Robert McEachern.

Lacey: "That Nizzle, what a Dream Boat."
Catie: "Golly gosh, he really is!"
Lacey: "I could go for a soda pop!"
Catie: "That would be keen!"