danged

To fuck or be fucked, or to get owned.

1. Jenny got danged by a bunch of guys last night.
2. Man... I got danged on that exam.

by JennyD July 20, 2008

Danger Zone

The last pockets of gas in the colon before the creamy goodness emerges from the stinkhole.

Man, we gotta pull over that last fart was in the danger zone.

by Prince Albert the Third December 9, 2008

Dangerous Drew

drew when fire and explosives are around

Dangerous Drew's lighter is wayyyy to near the fireworks

by um_gummybear January 24, 2005

danger force

the new henry danger spinoff, it's pretty good

Hey? Are you gonna watch the premiere of Danger Force
Fuck no nigga
OK WERE NOT FRIENDS

by __________E____________ April 2, 2020

Dangleitis

Dangelitis consumes the brain of a hockey player. Although the open shot may be there, Dangelitis makes the player go for that one extra move. Signs of Dangleitis are smooth mooves and unbelievable toe drags to slip through defenders and make them look silly, while keeping the puck on a string, effortlessly.

Paddy: Holy shit did you see Gagnon's moove on that defenceman?

Dillon: Ya man, he has a serious case of Dangleitis these days.

by Connor Danglesaurusrex March 2, 2010

danger crank

the act of masturbating while crying and simultaneously creating a situation where one is likely to be caught

while having a crank he yelled MUM! and the danger crank was born

by Spidercatschnarfschnarf February 24, 2008

danger smoke

Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.

Based on the same premise as a danger wank.

Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!

(30 mins later)

*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!

by Dry Bones and Koop September 11, 2009