cleat chaser

Primarily used to describe baseball groupies at any level of professional baseball, cleat chasers are women who sleep with ball players simply because the guys are rich and famous. She has minimal preference for any particular team or player. She may be attractive but more likely is not because ball players have no loyalty to these women and just want to get laid.

A really active or long-term cleat chaser is described as thus: she could field her own all star team.

A cleat chaser who hits it with a player while he is on the road is referred to as road beef.

A particularly unattractive woman - usually quite overweight - are referred to as a slump buster. The guy has sex with a cleat chaser like this to break out of his batting slumping.

by TenAngellRoad July 19, 2010

Dyke Creature

An ugly woman who doesn't shave. She often lets go numeroues quaf. A dyke creature usually lurks in snobbish communities where they support materialism over soccermomism. They feel that they are better than you. Don't look them in the eye.

Geeze Jenny, your mom is such a dyke creature.

by Kingsley Dawson March 19, 2007

creation of democracy

1. The founding of the world's greatest and most effective political system to date.
2. Something devised and carried out almost completely by liberals (with the exception of Thomas Jefferson).

"The creation of democracy was the greatest thing that ever happened to this country. Too bad Bush is trying to fuck it up."

by Andy November 29, 2004

Cheaty Cheaterton

A low-down, dirty, rotten cheater.

Timmy looked at my answers during the math test. He's a Cheaty Cheaterton.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

playmaking shot creator

A build on 2k that is for trash players who cant do anything but run left and right behind a screen because they're bad at the game and cant play any other build cause they'd get trashed. when they cant get open then they somehow get bailed out by blinder and mismatch expert and shoot a 30% contested white in your face that goes in.

A playmaking shot creator is a Green and yellow pie chart, 5'7 - 6'2 in height, 90+ three pointer and 85+ ball handle nuisance to society
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by unknowncomma November 24, 2021

Cheats

An unfortunate event that is out of your control.
Kinda like bad luck but worse.
An event that happened at either the wrong place or time.
Something that happens, when u don't want it to happen.
Like a "WOW!....REALLY?"..moment

My friend was trying to get with this one girl for the longest. He would never talk to her. So one day we were fooling around,tossing a basketball, and he started chasing this squirrel. At that exact moment the girl walks around the corner and sees him chasing a squirrel holding a basketball. So her first impression was probably.."this guy is immature". so i look at that as..."Wow..really...cheats"
Basically all of the Twix..(need a moment?)commercials are cheat moments

by The Clement February 11, 2009

cheap cheater

the white powder that blue taxi drivers in acapulco keep hidden in their steering wheel...the stronger the powder, the cheaper the cheater

"Dude, we ran into another taxi driver with the cheap cheater, so I bought another two grams."
"My face is numb as shit...this is some of the cheapest cheater i've ever blown!"

by chachhead April 28, 2003