Cracker Thursday

A holiday celebrating the crackas on Thursday. Occurs every Thursday

Henry: Happy cracker Thursday
Brandon: Happy cracker Thursday

by tsgorgeous February 9, 2023

Cracker Passer

A mixed person that is white passing

You can't tell that I am 67% Native, I am a cracker passer.

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Cracker Passer

Someone who is mixed that looks like a white person.

Greg is such a Cracker Passer, he looks so white.

by mudball657 February 13, 2023

Cracker Quack

White, racist “Karen” style doctor who makes life hell for each of his Black patients

Ugh! This racist Cracker Quack won’t sign my sick leave form even though my guts have fallen out. I can’t work ummm because my guts have literally fallen out! But now I won’t get paid because of this racist Cracker Quack doctor!

by T-Jeff March 30, 2023

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023

Cracker Wisdom

A form of basic and incredibly obvious advice often given by humans of Caucasian decent

- "Don't point a gun at things you're not willing to kill !"

- "That's some cracker wisdom right here."

by GhastlyFeet May 23, 2023

cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023