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upside down triple cowboy shit

MAsturbating with a sandpaper glove hopping up and down pon your partner then saying fuck you three times and kicking her boobs. Have fun
Example should include the word "upside down triple cowboy shit"
by hdhSHSDHAVBHvklVfDHLcvjkfvbxcj December 27, 2011
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One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!
by Giggister March 1, 2019
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double reverse cowboy sex rodeo

my girl just asked me for me to let her do a double reverse cowboy sex rodeo
by Larry kingsh May 25, 2009
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NUMBER ONE HOTEL SIERRA COWBOY

HOT STUFF (HOT SHIT)- MILITARY PHRASE COINED IN VIETNAM USING MILITARY ALPHABET (HOT STUFF H-HOTEL/ S-SIERRA) MEANING SOMEONE WHO IS OR THINKS THEY ARE GREAT AT SOMETHING.
JOEL AND MONTY ARE TRUCK DRIVERS TALKING ABOUT A DIFFICULT DELIVERY SPOT. MONTY SAYS "I HATE THAT PLACE, IT'S SO TIGHT WITH A LONG TRAILER" JOEL "NAW ITS NOT TOO BAD, JUST GOTTA BE GOOD" MONTY "OH YA YA YA I FORGOT, YOUR THE NUMBER ONE HOTEL SIERRA COWBOY"
by BIGDADDEE06 April 14, 2010
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cowboyism

Cowboyism is the unironic ideology that we should destroy all modern aspects and customs of society, and revert back to purely wild western times.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard you began a follower of cowboyism.
Person 2: Yer darn tootin hoss, all this new fangled modern society with their "electronics" n "memeeys" really rustles my cattle up."
by Fucc Normies September 29, 2017
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cowboyitis

/ˈkouˌboi'īdəs/

Noun

An intentional lack of regard for danger or negative consequences to strategically help yourself. Using cowboyitis is a cunning tactic to provide self gain.
Sales Work Environment:

Client is avoiding purchase a product

James (sales rep): Why is it you do not want to buy this product?

Clay (customer): Cuz' man, this is expensive

James (now irritated after working with this client for 30 mins): Look man, this is the best of the best and there is no other place you can get this product. You either purchase it today or walk away and feel unsatisfied every time you look at women.

Clay (shocked but not offended): Ok you have a point, I'm not going to wait to make this purchase anymore. Ring me up

James completes the order and walks to Melissa, his sales manager.

Melissa: Give me a high five James, Great Job. That was pure Cowboyitis! Did not know you had that quality.
by ClayHammer November 3, 2017
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