Child

Me

I’m a child

by Big mad February 13, 2018

child beater 69

When two men usually older than 57 have sexual intercourse in the 69 position. While doing so they beat Jewish children and scream Fürer.

Sorry your son died I beat him while doing the child beater 69.

by Hitler's Son-in-law May 16, 2019

Only-Child Type

A person who has similar symptoms to that of an Only Child but is not necessarily an only child. Generally they are quiet, sensible and mature for their age, serious, kind, shy and slightly awkward, and don't get bored easily. This condition typically onsets in adolescence. It is difficult to imagine an only-child type living and interacting with a sibling, even if they do actually have a sibling.

1. "No way, dude, Emily has a sister? She's such an only-child type though!"
2. "Yeah, I knew you didn't have any siblings, you're an only-child type."

by whatwhatwhat77 August 7, 2012

inner child

Someone you're in-touch with.

Handsome bald man: "... and I am very in-touch with my inner child"

by 100% not Sundowner June 30, 2022

like a children's book

A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.

Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.

Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...

Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.

by Mierk March 25, 2009

Shoot a child

Its not literally a child just a very early stage of a person in form of a male person's arousal product.

Lil nas x : "shoot a child in your mouth while i'm ridin'"

by Hoxyto April 12, 2021

Sheltered child

A person that has lived with strict religious parent's that are completely controlling. That they can't even let them express themselves even if they tell them to just be themselves. Ends up making their kids become more rebellious and making them feel ashamed of there own interest and likes.

Person 1: are you a sheltered child?

Person 2: Yes

by GhostNight August 29, 2018