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California Turkey Wrap 

A popular sandwich served at TooJays restaurant chain that consists of tabulah, mass amounts of turkey meat, lettuce on a spinach wrap with a little bit of cream cheese. What this has to do with California, I'll never know...
Eddie: "Hey, do you want a California Turkey wrap or a cheeseburger?"

Nick: "Do I LOOK like I'm from California? Get me a cheeseburger!"

California Smoothie 

A sexual act where the man pisses into the womans mouth, he shakes her boobs, then jizzes in her mouth, shakes again, then she spits it into his mouth, then they exchange the mixture by making out.
Houdini jizz boobs making out Cleaveland Steamer California Smoothie

California Cropduster 

When your sexual partner is in the process of eating or licking your butt and you fart.
Dude 1: "That girl has a nice mouth."

Dude 2: "Yeah, I would give her a California Cropduster."

Dude 3: "You can run and tell that, homeboy."

California reject

These are people not of California that speak negative of Californians. These people hate California only because for some reason they feel there is something there they don't have.
Hey California reject get over it. The sun rises and sets with you too. There's land, water, people, rich, poor, happy, sad. Lets not forget Taxes.
California reject by Not a reject August 16, 2011

California face fuck 

When the girl pukes in her mouth then you face fuck her
Ooo baby wana try a California face fuck

california pines 

crazy mexican dude selling land in northern california
I went to california pines to buy some land. Wow you must drive 75 miles to find a store!

Crazy norte americanos East of interstate 5
california pines by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006